Spidey's Out!

In the latest edition of the famed Marvel comic book series "Spiderman," Spidey removes his mask and reveals himself to the public as his true identity, Peter Parker. When asked why he exposed his secret identity, Spiderman explained that he preferred to do so before Karl Rove did it for him.

















And in related news, never one to be upstaged by his superhero peers, Cap'n Crunch revealed himself to really be Geraldo Rivera!

"Hey, Look Kids! Big Ben...Parliament!"

Good news! Big Ben Roethlisberger was finally released from the hospital today after a scary motorcycle accident earlier this week . Considering it took 7 hours of surgery to rebuild his face, he looks good. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2484472